Where was Gaga?

Over the past two years we have been bewitched by Gaga`s outrageous performaces and outfits, but this years Red Carpet felt a bit empty. Why? Easy, Mother Monster was no were to be seen! During the whole carpet-thing, I was thinking/wondering: when will Gaga appear?!
 In the Grammys of 2010 she wore a space-age solar system dress, towering platforms, mostard-like hair, while carrying a star-shaped sparkle. Representing or showing the fab-star that she is.

Who will forget Gagas eggcellent entrance?

Carried by her slaves and accompanied by her nurse in yolk-color outfits.

The stage was then lit up and she hatched to sing her newest single, "Born This Way."
She was wearing a yolk-colored latex bra, pasties, a skirt and showed off a bare stomach. She also had bare pointy shoulders, black lipstick and a long, pink side ponytail. What a blast it was!

But this year we barely saw her, there were some rumors running around it. Like: she has run out of ideas (yeah righhhttt...) The most accepted excuse is a rather simple and tru one: she is a diva.
 For this year Grammys she wore custom Versace, which included a rhinestone black veil that covered her entire body (even her face) and then became a sort of chain mail for a structured metallic gold bodice with extra-sharp shoulders. She also had a matching gold scepter!!! and metallic nails to finish the look. She added a pop of color to her ensemble with a matte red lip and strong cat eye. Her train is also connected to her hand for mobility's sake

We saw Gaga in a dominatrix fashion net, fish netted from head to toes, but compared to Nicki Minaj Versace cape and her pope, (and even in comparison to Russian singer Sasha Gravida machine gun) she looked....tamed/lame. Not e

Gaga got caught in the dominatrix fashion net, covering herself in black fishnets from head to train. She did carry a gold scepter, but considering Nicki Minaj showed up with her own pope and even Russian singer Sasha Gradiva wore machine guns on her arm, this feels ... tame

Grammys 54th: Nicki Minaj



Nicki Minaj in her scarlet Versace



Nicki Minaj and her...umh.accesory?

I know that the Grammys 54th were on Sunday but either way, I`m also going to talk about them. 

Sure there was a lot of theatricalism! Not just in performances but also in disguises/clothes! One of the most remarkable was Nicki Minaj! She wore a scarlet (harlet <e for o>) Versace cap, with a Medusa embroidered face. And on top of it she ´accessorized it´ with a man on a pope disguise. And like Joan River`s said: "Little Red Hooker" Knowing how Nicki is this can be clearly stated.

 Obviously this has cause a lot of controversy and confussion, more with the Catholics. And left some people wondering: has she found a religion, or pure ´look at me!´? Nevertheless the cape was magnificent! It was one of my favorite, but at the same time it kind of reminded me of an Alexander Macqueen that once I saw.

They have almost the same color, but while Nicki`s tend to be more of an expensive disguise, this one looks more vintage romantic.

(No offense made to the Versace couture house.)

I bet there were people wishing that Minaj`s Medusa had turned them into stone!

Why?

Because:She may not have walked away with an award for the mantlepiece last night, but Nicki Minaj certainly stole the show at the Grammy Awards with a jaw-dropping performance.

As if simply performing it wasn`t enough! She (or her alter demonic ego: Roman) confessed, and melt down; then endure an exorrcism and levitated in mid-air.

Nicki Minaj performance was really  mind-blowing!

But ofcourse Duh! it had to be, where else do you see a pope dancing?

The singer immediately came to its ( performace) defense and revealed to Access Hollywood that her single "Roman Holiday" is actually more than just a song - it's part of a movie that she's creating.

Minaj explained, “I made a movie — it’s called, Roman Holiday… and in that movie, this is what happens to that Roman character. So, I had to paint the picture. I can’t do a song like that and stand up there with a microphone and a band behind me – I have to paint the picture and I’m gonna always do that to the fullest."

This movie was inspired by the 1900s Exorcist movie, so that kind of gives an idea of how the movie might be. So, how going to rush and see it?

A Corn Dessert

One of my favorite desserts

It is quite simple to do all you need are a few items. Plus the time it takes to cook its fast, and one does

not needs to do much.

Ingredients:

1-Can of canned corn (a bit redundant, is`n it?)

4-5 Eggs (depend on how you want it, egg is added for consistency)

1-can of Sweetened (Condensed)milk ( Though you won`t be needing all of it)

1 Blender

1Microwave

1 Mold (plastic or glass)

Some butter, grease, o whatever it is tha you use to prevent the mixture from sticking to the mold

Steps:

1. Pour all of the canned corn into the blender.

2.Add the sweetend milk, at taste, will.

3. Add the eggs ( I suggest you use 4)

4. Blend it till you have a homogeneous mixture.

5. Grease the mold ( it has to be microwave-fit)

6. Pour the mixture into the mold and into the microwave, put it on medium, or however you want it.

7. It is porous, once it is solid, get it out and let it cool.

8. Put it inside the refrigerator. Or eat it.

Super Glue Experience

One of my worst nightmares!

This week I learned something very obvious: why we call super glue, well super glue. It is a rather dumb story that which I`m about to write, but whatever here it goes!
 I was repairing my earing, it has a zipper on it, but I don`t know how, it felt and it no longer looked aesthetically pleasing for me, so I rumage around the house for normal glue, but my mother told me that I`ll never repaired it that way; so she gave me the SUPPER GLUE! and left.

I as the good girl that I am took it to my room and try to squeez the glue out, but alas no luck, so I squeeze harder and puaj! Super glue eruption! It got on my desk, on the eraing and last but not least, on my hands. Like any normal person I stared at it and thought I`m in trouble, so I try to get it off they way you get normal glue off, bad idea! I just manage to smeer it all over my hand, so I calmed down and wait for it to dry (it got white and I thought: Eww) So I went online and (undeniably) found help. the fist two items were/are useless; this is why:

1. Soak the skin in warm soapy water as soon as possible. Water does not get warm fast so it is a waste of time and water. (Fish need it!)
2. Use an acetone nail polish remover. I ruined my nail, and it takes a lot of time, and acetone, so bad idea wate of money.
3. Let the glue (of DOOM) dry and use a nail file to remove the glue. I try with both, the soft and the hard edge, and a bit, just a tiny little bit was rubbed off. (Again) Bad idea, waste of nail file, and bad exfoliation.
4. Peel it out, once it is dry. Horrible idea, I thought I was skinning myself! This method cause mental trauma.
5. Scrub it out with a pumice stone! I found out that this was an excellent method. All you have to do is put wet pumice and the affected area on warm water and scrub the dry glue off.

Hoping that someone out there gets super glue on his/her skin, finds this article and use it to his/her favor. Writing that phrase because I feel like, though I don`t wish it to anybody out there on the wild! I believe in karma.